World cup wow-ness.

Ladies. We suggest you sit down with your husbands, boyfriends, boy acquaintances/other such male kind and enjoy what seems to be an unendingly boring barrage of football games.

There's a significant amount of entertainment for us, also...if you, catch our drift.

See?

Don't worry. We don't know his name either. Just look out for the No.5 shirt on the USA team. 

You're welcome.