We hear the commercial's been banned now. Thank God for You Tube.
Dad: Salamu Alaikum
Mum: Wa'alaikum alsalam [in thee flirtiest way, imaginable].
Dad: How are the kids?
Mum: They're good, they finished their homework...and err, you Abu Faisal, don't forget your ''homework'' ;-)
Dad: [Sly look at the kids, follows mum...for 36 hours, apparently!]