Wannabes.

When it comes to grace and cultural development, we believe the UAE is, in many ways, trying to be what Bahrain naturally is.

Obviously the island does have its fair share of irritating waste folk. And we won't go into too much detail as to why the Kingdom is adored, oh so...but:

A real sense of sincerity, the arts, authenticity, class. They cannot truly exist without history, accomplishment, refined taste, a natural regality.

These things remain pipe dreams for most. Hence, we choose Bahrain.

Please don't change, ''modernise'', or any of that scary malarkey. Thanks.