Monday, May 2, 2011

Obama got Osama!

But wait.

Hitler died on 1 May too.

Aren't the US elections coming up?

Isn't this is all, once again, a little too perfectly timed?

Girl got prince. Bad guy slain. Black hero. Saves the day. Is this some kind of convenient cartoon? Or am I in the real world?

Is anything accountable anymore? Or are the general public, THAT, stupid?

Hey guess what, I JUST saw Osama. He flew in on a private jet from his cave in Pakistan. Went straight to MJ's former Bahrain home. He's then going onto Sudan. Where normality resides.

Believe that.

Oh and err, quick obvious question, where's the body?

''Buried at sea''....(pause)....(blank face)....SLAP.

If you're going to lie, at least say something that's remotely believable.

''The line of divide continues through distracting sensationalism and increasing madness. I on the other hand, continue to strive for peace, and unity''

1 comment:

  1. Hey Government, the Americans MUST SEE THE BODY! Give us proof or you're going to have a revolt on your hands.


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